Saturday, February 23, 2008

I need your help

Rick is out of town this weekend and I'm preaching.  I would like to start off with a top ten list.  "Top ten reasons we know Rick is out of town"

Whacha got?

OK a few need some help.  Think David Letterman show....

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

NY Yankees were coming to the OBX for spring training this week.

Anonymous said...

Wanted to inspect John Wayne's statue at the John Wayne Airport in OC.

Hah, this is giving me something to do while I wash endless laundry...I may be back.

Anonymous said...

He heard there were some narly waves popping up this weekend in California and he wanted to take that surf board out for one awesome ride, dude!

Anonymous said...

Dots? What blue dots?

Oh....Those blue dots.

CFHusband said...

"Everybody waited until church was over for nap time."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CFHusband said...

"Nobody took a "restroom break" in the middle of the sermon."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CFHusband said...

"First time guests actually indicated that they'll be back again next week."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Someone told him it was leap year and this Sunday doesn't count.

Anonymous said...

The band didn't break into spontaneous song in the middle of the sermon.

CFHusband said...

"There were still some doughnuts left on the table after the first gathering?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Terry Gray Sr. said...

There is NOT a donut crumbs trail to the front row chair on the left,(looking from the stage.)

CFHusband said...

"The Ushers are in the kitchen right now, finishing off the leftover wine from the last Lord's Supper gathering."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

CFHusband said...

"There are no typos in the sermon notes."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Bonnie said...

Nathan, you're killin us!

Rick Lawrenson said...

I'm taking notes.

Anonymous said...

If you came to church late , it wasnt brought to the attention of the entire church

Anonymous said...

No one's cell phone went off so he didn't get pizza for lunch.

Anonymous said...

Forrest has a ping pong tournament

Anonymous said...

It doesnt look like the fire department has been called to church

Anonymous said...

So whatcha gonna to preach on? (Scripture I mean, not where you'll be standing!!!)

Roxanne said...

Andy told "growing up" stories with wreckless abandon, with no one there to disagree!

CFHusband said...

the final list has been made...I'm sure Andy will post it sometime soon...

Thanks for your help!

Anonymous said...

the chairs were ready but uneven and out of place...

tricia

CJolly said...

A little late, but... last Sunday's newspaper was still on the wall in the men's room.

CFHusband said...

the newspaper one would have been good...the guys would have laughed.

Seriously, Andy, it's 4:40, and Rick's OOT and it's your responsibility to write the weekly "Sunday Flashback" post...I'll check in again later...

Anonymous said...

I hope you post the top 10 list soon. If any of Nate's were in there ... they were some doozies.

Bonnie said...

I can't believe you hang up newspapers on the wall of the bathroom....

Andy Lawrenson said...

Bonnie -
It is about reaching men. I can't believe the ladies have hand lotions, pot pouri, and stuff in a place you shouldn't be spending too much time in. It's all foo foo stuff.

;)

CFHusband said...

sometimes, when I'm feeling a little emotional, I wish we had some hand lotions in the men's bathroom...

CFHusband said...

you mean, those newspapers in the men's bathroom are or us to read...I've been using them as toilette bowel liners...

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