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I have been attending church my entire life (43 short years) and in all those years the churches I attended had baptism services seemed like...
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Our family has grown! Our baby twins were born on January 7th. We had literally 1 week to prepare. It has been a whirlwind of a couple of...
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Sister Ethel is pulling out her fried chicken recipe.
The service starts by singing "So Send I you" followed by "We've a Story to Tell to the Nations." Oh, wait...maybe that was thirty years ago!
The toilets got cleaned this week.
Tricia says:
The pastor doesn't show up...
Tricia says:
The kids church kids come home speaking a different language.
Every song contains the words "world" and "give" at least 7 times.
There are chairs on the stage.
Someone is going through the storage room trying to find that slide projector.
There is a very blonde woman sitting up front wearing a sari or a kimono..or a guy with a brightly striped poncho and a sombrero.
The ushers are scrambling to find the offering plates for the love offering.
You can forget the normal dismissal time.
Seven little kids wearing hand me downs from the 90's.
Ba ha ha ha ha . I love the one with the kids and the hand-me-downs.
How about,
"Is this a real spear?"
continue of the spear comment:
"dope! Anyone got a band aid?"
you can replace spear with poison dart gun, machetti, arrow, knife.
I'm feeling really uninspired with this one...I'll take a nap and try again...
Other than people at our church, most would wonder what in the world Chris meant.
John 3:16 is quoted in a foreign tongue.
Everybody starts pulling out their old geography books.
All the books on ethiopia from the local library are reserved under the pastor's name.
Really, do Baptists need a reason to get together and eat?
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